It has come to my attention that the KGC notation on KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN's cups is actually an advertisement for their new grilled-instead-of-fried chicken and not a typo... WTF IS THIS SHIT?!
It's kind of like how the cigarette companies just put into effect their plan to change their notation of "light" cigarettes to color codes due to a court ruling that "light" cigarettes are just as bad for you as regulars... Who the fuck didn't know this already? Light just means a lighter taste... You're still gonna fucking die from them. I'm sorry, but people really need to get with the program here. Just because *KFC* is serving GRILLED chicken doesn't mean people aren't gonna die from heart attacks by eating their food all the time. Same vein here, people.
As an aside, now that the cigarettes are all named by colors, I think I'm gonna go out and buy some Camel BLUES. That's sounds fuckin' cool doesn't it? I think it does. Seems to be a little counter-productive now that cigarette names are actually cool as shit. Where's the deterrent for teens that didn't wanna try smoking until they could tell their friends they were smoking some awesome Marlboro GOLDS. I mean come on, I wanna smoke some fucking Golds. Cool-As-Shit if you ask me.
People are dumb. I wanna bitch-slap the asshole that brought Big Tobacco back to court to make their products even more appealing. Douche-bag. It's OK, whoever it is will probably die from cancer from smoking *light* cigarettes before I could find them anyways and give them a piece of my mind.
Rage blog, back in action!
