I've dubbed this week: "Things That Piss Off Matt Week" (Or; Things I Hate About Society And People) #1. People who walk around looking miserable all the time. Life may suck, but I'm mad as Hell. and I'm not gonna take it anymore.
Things Matt Hates (Day #2): Lunks at the gym who do a set, grunt, stand up, do laps, check themselves out in the mirror, do another set. Rinse and repeat. I'm not as jacked or tan as you, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I TACKLE YOU INTO THAT MIRROR! WHO'S FUCKING TAN NOW!?!?
Things Matt Hates Day 3. People who abuse the welfare system. DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE YOU PAY FOR YOUR FOOD WITH FOOD STAMPS AND THEN TAKE OUT A WAD OF HUNDREDS TO PAY FOR YOUR ARMANI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! FUCKING MOOCHING LEECHES. I don't mind paying taxes FOR PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY NEED THE ASSISTANCE! FUCK!
Things I hate day 4: WHINY-BITCH-LEGGED-PANTS-EMO-BOY-HIPSTERS (and their music). Need I say more? YES I DO GODDAMNIT! STOP PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING YOU AREN'T! AND DON'T DRINK PBR CAUSE IT'S THE WORKING CLASS BEER. MOST OF YOU FUCKS DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE NOT TO HAVE MONEY! YOUR PARENTS GIVE YOU AN ALLOWANCE AND ...YOU SPEND IT ON CLOTHES AT THE SALVATION ARMY! PEOPLE NEED THOSE CHEAP DONATED CLOTHES. FUCK YOU!
Assorted rants and rage coming your way shortly.
Yes. I see #3 all the time. The worst is when they buy about $40 worth of junk food, then pull out their cash and buy a carton of cigarettes.
ReplyDeleteOr they use their cash benefits to buy cigarettes.
People suck.
Agreed. Thank you for commenting! I want my blog to be more of an open forum for discussion rather than just me ranting.
ReplyDeleteSo... good job!
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