It has come to my attention that the KGC notation on KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN's cups is actually an advertisement for their new grilled-instead-of-fried chicken and not a typo... WTF IS THIS SHIT?!
It's kind of like how the cigarette companies just put into effect their plan to change their notation of "light" cigarettes to color codes due to a court ruling that "light" cigarettes are just as bad for you as regulars... Who the fuck didn't know this already? Light just means a lighter taste... You're still gonna fucking die from them. I'm sorry, but people really need to get with the program here. Just because *KFC* is serving GRILLED chicken doesn't mean people aren't gonna die from heart attacks by eating their food all the time. Same vein here, people.
As an aside, now that the cigarettes are all named by colors, I think I'm gonna go out and buy some Camel BLUES. That's sounds fuckin' cool doesn't it? I think it does. Seems to be a little counter-productive now that cigarette names are actually cool as shit. Where's the deterrent for teens that didn't wanna try smoking until they could tell their friends they were smoking some awesome Marlboro GOLDS. I mean come on, I wanna smoke some fucking Golds. Cool-As-Shit if you ask me.
People are dumb. I wanna bitch-slap the asshole that brought Big Tobacco back to court to make their products even more appealing. Douche-bag. It's OK, whoever it is will probably die from cancer from smoking *light* cigarettes before I could find them anyways and give them a piece of my mind.
Rage blog, back in action!
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ReplyDeleteHell, cashing out people at good ol' Price Chopper, people still call cigarettes with the "light" still attached to it. I mean, Marlboro Reds are Marlboro Reds like a Big Mac is a Big Mac (Pulp Fiction Reference), those won't change. People still say Newport Lights (100) or Marlboro Light 100's. Even people not much older than us call them by their names, not the colors. It's like the YMCA these days. It's now known as the Y, not the YMCA. I understand the organization has made some changes from the Young Men's Christian Association, but it's still the YMCA more or less too. People just called it the Y for convenience.
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